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4 Stars
3 Stars
2 Stars
1 Star

Reviewers
Calamity
Father Gene
Love Bites
Miss Missives

Freaky Guest Reviewers
Keywork
Rassles
Charlotte Sometimes
Praying to Darwin
Immoral Matriarch
Miss Britt

The Olden Days (Former Reviewers)
Nutjobber
Professor Booty
Queen Mutha
Atomic Fireballs
Bitter Mistress

Crazy Shit We Think About Your Blog
Abercrombie Wearing Blog Poseurs
All the Cool Girls are Lesbians
Anti-Humour
As Tight as My Dead Granny's Snatch
Bloggers Who Belong on Myspace
Blogs I want to Fuck
Buy a Vowel
Canuckistanians
Close But No Cigar
Coma-Inducing Snoozefests
Cool Moms
Die in a Flaming Finger Inferno
Fuck Off and Die
Genital Sores
Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Guest Reviewer
Have a Lolly
Hideous Template of Doom
I'm Not Always a Bitch
Indian Emo Kids
I Want a Dildo On My Head
Mommyblogs from Hell
Money-Grubbing Whores
Pepto Bismal Pink
Quote of the Week
Re-Reviews
Short Bus

We fucking LOVE THEM:
Doc's Sunrise Rants
Praying to Darwin
XBox4NappyRash
Sue Doe-Nim
Sometimes I Make Lists
A Widow for One Year
The Almost Royal
Nitro Vista
Immoral Matriarch
Miss Britt
The Surprise in My Cereal Box
Mad Girl's Love Song
Okay, Fine, Dammit
Crazy Man Jones
Jason, For the Love of God
Confessions of a Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Charlie Is My Name
Just a Mom
Hahn at Home
Here In Idaho

4 Stars:
Nutmeg Reports
People in the Sun
Drizitche
The Queen Mum
Little White Liar - 8.9.07
A Life Less Ordinary - 7.3.07
Pointless Drivel - 6.22.07
Tiny Voices in My Head - 6.15.07
A Pile of Dog Bones - 6.5.07
Blond Chick Blogging- 5.10.2007
Some Pig - 5.2.07
Lunatic Biker - 5.1.07

3 Stars:
Confessions of an Overly Curious Girl
Dissonance
My Random Blog
Bagwine Ruminations
Deutschland Uber Elvis
Be Gay About It
Well Hell Michelle
Irrelevant Cheetah
Feed Me!
Bitch Pulled Out My Weave
In the Trenches of Mommyhood
Trouble's Island
My Longest Year
The More, the Messier
Holy Shit, We're Getting Hitched
Drowning Pisces
Lemonade
Seabird Chronicles
Pamalicious
Life in the Mind - 7.17.07
Gnomespeak - 7.16.06
Mephitic Nirvana - 7.12.07
The Silent Room - 6.24.07
Martinis For Two - 6.14.07
Crabbie's Cowpie Field - 6.5.07
Egomania and Dipshittery - 5.30.07
The Drunken Housewife - 5.18.07
Just a Mom - 5.15.07
Sarcastica - 5.4.07

2 Stars:
The Cheek of God
Katie I Am
Midtown Miscreant
Bittersweet Confusion
It's Hard Work Being This Easy
I Do Things So You Don't Have To
Prefers Her Fantasy Life
Frozen Oranges
The Bell Pages
Just Me...Marissa
Chris Delladova
Earth to Danie
Let Me Be Me
Pardon the Egg Salad
I am David's Doll
Cocoanut Cove
You Can't Make Me Run - 7.10.2007
I Know Where You Can Find It - 7.6.07
Spandex and Hairspray - 6.18.07
Ostentatious Sophism - 6.8.07
Condi's Hair - 6.6.07

1 Star:
No Beaks
Stand-by Mode
Not Afraid to Use It
Why Are You Stalking Me?
UPC Tech Blog - 6.19.07
Feeling Pink - 6.18.07
Life in the Land of Labs - 5.24.07